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60+ Best Funny Quotes For Facebook

Bring a smile to your friend's face by sharing these funny quotes for Facebook. Sometimes, you don't find words to share on your Facebook timelines, this collection of funny quotes will surely help you with your problem. These are the funny Facebook quotes that will surely get you more likes and comments. Whether you are uploading a picture of yourself or a group photo of friends, you can put these quotes in the caption of the picture and make the most of the fun.

Best Funny Quotes For Facebook

Below are the best funny quotes for Facebook that you will love to post on your Facebook profiles, divided into 10 different sections.

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    Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein

    If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle. - Jack Adams

    The only reason people get lost in thought is that its unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

    When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it. - Bernard Bailey

    The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

    One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. - George W. Bush

    Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

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    Funny Quotes From Facebook

    People look for funny quotes from Facebook, so here we have brought these hilarious quotes which will not only bring a smile to your face but will also make your friends laugh and react to your post with a like and/or comment. These quotes are a way to start a discussion on social media forums and will help bring friends more closure. So, stop wasting time and start posting...

    If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

    My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

    If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

    Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

    Oftentimes, people take me as a good listener. But the thing is, I just don’t want to talk at the moment.

    Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

    Indeed, we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

    Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met.

    Funny Facebook Quotes That Will Get Likes

    Everyone wants more and more engagement on their Facebook posts, if you are one of them then try sharing these funny Facebook quotes that will get likes and comments on your posts, these are conversation starters and will bring your posts as a highlight of the days. Increase bonding with your Facebook community and know more about your friends by interacting with them. Below are funny quotes for Facebook that will help you to build your Facebook profile stronger.

    Even when I don’t need to remember anything, it’s really amazing the things that come to my memory.

    When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

    It's almost bedtime, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

    I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

    It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something complicated.

    I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."

    Most of the time… when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…

    Having kids around makes you feel like engaging in a regular clean-up after a big party you didn’t even attend.

    Funny Facebook Quotes That Will Get Likes

    Funny Sayings For Facebook

    Below are the funny sayings for Facebook profile which you can share and get more likes from your friends. We have collected these from multiple sources so that you can share them on your social profiles not necessarily on Facebook, but you can use them on Twitter, Instagram, and even on WhatsApp. So, start using these funny quotes and sayings for Facebook and start a healthy conversation with your friends.

    If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

    I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

    They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.

    A long time ago I used to have a life until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

    I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me! Clinton Thomas

    For those singles out there, stop searching for love or you will just end up getting married.

    Waiting in the car is a pretty important part of being a Dad.

    All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

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    Funny Quotes On Facebook Status

    I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married… and then it was too late.

    Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friend's houses, and most places they have already been to!

    I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

    If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

    I wonder why people subject themselves to medieval torture devices and call the place a gym house.

    Facebook is like a prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.

    That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.

    There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV and having a beer.

    Funny Lines For Facebook Status

    Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!

    A good friend will pick you up when you fall, but a best friend will help you up, laugh, and trip you again.

    Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

    I want to acquire you the way Facebook acquired Instagram

    When I still use my fingers to count, how do you expect me to make life choices?

    You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!

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    Funny Quotes for FB Post

    It’s childish to making fun of someone you’re angry with. Hit them with your car instead. Be an adult!

    You know I rarely make mistakes. So, it’s your fault when I do.

    I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know... hunting elephants.'

    Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

    If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission and my mission would be going on Facebook.

    Funny Quotes for Pictures on Facebook

    Have a picture to share? Use below funny quotes for Facebook pictures as captions and bring more colors in your post. A picture without captions does not get more attention than one with a good and funny caption. So, use these funny quotes for pictures on Facebook and start a healthy conversation with your friends and colleagues.

    In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep... I'm so hungry!

    Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

    When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

    I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

    A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

    I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.

    You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! - coolfunnyquotes.com

    I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

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    Funny Captions for Pictures on Facebook

    I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

    Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments.

    I have 206 bones, 650 muscles, and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake all of them up in the morning.

    Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

    True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together 😉

    That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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    50 Best Funny Posts For Facebook

    Out of ideas and looking for some best funny posts for Facebook, here you can find more than 50 best Facebook posts and funny status updates. We have collected these funny posts from the web on a single page for you so that you can bring a smile to your friend's face daily by posting these funny Facebook status updates.

    People usually create their profiles on Facebook to interact with their friends and gets engage in random discussions with them so that the physical distance between them gets minimized and they can know more about each other. What can be the best way to start a conversation other than funny jokes for Facebook Posts.

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      Funny posts for Facebook status

      If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

      If at first, you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you ever tried.

      I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.

      Books have the knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay. So if you keep reading, you'll go broke.

      Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

      Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

      Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

      Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

      Life's a bitch; if it were easy, it'd be a slut.

      It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

      Funny jokes for Facebook posts

      Find the best funny jokes for your Facebook posts which will not only bring a smile to your friend's face but will also help to start a conversation that will increase your friendship and bring you closer to them. People say that your words show your personality same as when you do a public post on your Facebook profile it also represents your personality, so share these humorous and funny jokes on your Facebook posts and start interacting with your friends.

      The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. - Julius Caesar

      I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

      You know that feeling when the really cute girl walks by in the mall, and your smile, try to be smooth, and take a drink of tea, and run the straw up your nose?

      My wallet is like an onion—when I open it, it makes me cry.

      Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

      Facebook, suggested friends are the people I am trying to avoid intentionally.

      Grammar is important. Commas save lives, as in this example: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Let's eat, grandpa."

      I am jealous of my parents. I can never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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      I have a busy day ahead: I have troubles to start, rumors to spread, and people to argue with.

      Stop calling yourself hot; the only thing you turn on is the microwave!

      I don't have exes; I have Y's. Y the hell did I do that?

      Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.

      Money cannot buy happiness. It pays for the internet, which is the same thing.

      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog

      I tried being normal once. Most boring hour of my life.

      If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

      Can I click on your picture? I love pictures of natural disasters.

      If your relationship status says, "It's complicated," maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single."

      You didn't notice that I used a word twice in this sentence.

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      Funny posts for FB group

      If you are in a Facebook group, you can share these funny posts which will start a conversation and interaction between FB group members. Share these funny posts in your FB group and let the group members respond with a comment and have some fun time. If not all the group members in your friend list, this will also help you make some new friends along the way. Leave your positive impressions in your Facebook groups with these funny posts and jokes.

      Finding a job in this economy is like playing Where's Waldo? except that Waldo is looking for a job, too.

      How long do you think it would take to solve a Rubik's cube if you were color blind?

      Say the letter M without let your lips touch.

      When a fly or small bug lands on your computer screen, has your first reaction ever been to try and scare it with the cursor?

      A big shout-out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money!

      It recently became apparent to me that the letters "T" and "G" are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

      Facebook has two types of people. The one who gets more likes, others are men.

      We live in a society where pizza gets to your house earlier than Police do.

      Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

      Funny sayings for Facebook posts

      History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. - Abba Eban

      Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the "compliment sandwich," where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good. - Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

      The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. - Frank Zappa

      Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.

      The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.

      People, like prescription drugs, should have to list the side effects they’re likely to cause.

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      Funny Friday posts for Facebook

      If you are an employed person then Friday must be a most awaited day for you each week. Everyone waits for Friday as it brings a weekend and plenty of time to relax and gets prepared for the next working week. So celebrate each Friday by sharing these funny Friday posts for Facebook.

      It's finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!

      I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they are enjoying their Friday

      Friday, I’ve tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.

      In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday.

      Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking Friday.

      Friday, Yay the weekends here... BLINK Monday? WTF?

      I don’t care if Monday’s blue Tuesdays gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you, It’s Friday I’m in love.

      Has 32 friends online right now on a Friday night... You are all a bunch of losers... I am proud to be one of you...!

      Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?

      Loves the smell of Friday in the morning, it smells like… WEEKEND.

      If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

       

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      Behind every successful status, there is ctrl+C and ctrl+V

      Balloons are so weird. "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."

      Don’t break anyone’s heart; they have only one. Break their bones as they are 206

      I hate it when someone turns the lights on while I'm asleep and I'm all like (o__-)

      Save paper. Don’t do your homework.

      People won't always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn't mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.

      Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

      Does anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

      Mosquitoes are like family as they suck blood.

      21 Funny Programmer Memes for developers

      Looking for relatable programmer memes to express how you are feeling. It happens, I, as a programmer can feel it, sometimes you need some memes which fit on your condition so you can share with your friends and have some fun time. And sometimes you need these memes to mock your colleagues or clas fellows.

      Below we have collected the funny programmer memes which we have shared on our facebook page as well. Based on the response on this post, we will share more memes and fun jokes related to developers.

      43+ Funny Good Morning Messages, Quotes and Images

      To bring a smile to the faces of your loved ones, the first thing you should do after waking up is to send good morning messages and quotes. Let them have their sweet good morning energetic and filled with smiles and the thought that how much you love them. 

      We have collected some really cool and funny good morning memes, inspirational and motivational good morning quotes, and funny good morning messages which you can send to anyone you care about, be it your girlfriend, boyfriend, your family member, or the bestie you can't live without.

      It's healthy to smile and what can be healthier than a smile brought by a loved one in the very first moment after opening eyes. It can be a very useful tip for love birds, as the first thing your think about in the morning stays there the whole day, so instead of just saying Good morning my love, wish them the morning in different ways every morning with a quote, a message or a funny meme, because they deserve the best good morning wishes from you.

      60+ Silly Facebook Status (Silly Quotes, Funny Facebook Status Lines)

      There are lots of silly Facebook status out there that you can post on social media. Once you get your social media profile, you will need some funny and silly statuses to post. Make your friends happy and make them laugh with these funny Facebook status lines and images. Here is a list of funny, cute, and silly status updates that are great for places like Facebook and Twitter.

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      50+ Funny Black Friday Memes, Humorous Quotes and Sayings

      What are some of your favorite funny Black Friday quotes?

      After stuffing yourself with some turkey this Thanksgiving, the Black Friday madness begins. There are plenty of sales out there that you should know about ahead of the big day. There are even some stores such as Kohl’s and Walmart that are starting Black Friday shopping on Thanksgiving Day. In honor of this time-honored tradition, we have compiled some of the best Funny Black Friday quotes out there.

      40+ Hilariously funny Fortnite memes to make you laugh

      In July of 2017, a video game hit the homes of PlayStation, Xbox, and PC lovers everywhere. It has become so popular — it's now meme-worthy. Fortnite revolves around a storm wiping out most of our planet and those that have survived have to build themselves shelter to keep safe from oncoming storms and to hide from these zombie-like creatures that are blood-thirsty.

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      81 Best Hilariously Funny Cooking Quotes and Sayings

      Best collection of 80+ Funny Cooking Quotes & Sayings' to cut down on stress in the kitchen. Happy Reading...!
      Great cooking sayings may influence your mouth to water, think about your most loved eating background, or give you more gratefulness for the cooks throughout your life. Some say that the key to cooking is love. Others say its music. What's more, others have their own particular meaning of what adds to incredible cooking. There is not really some other work of art that is so common but so much esteemed. Cooking can give you a sort of individual delight that scarcely some other type of workmanship can. Have a look at these amazing cooking quotes and sayings collected just for you.

      44 Best Funny and most hilarious Spongebob Memes, Pictures and Images

      Today, we look at 40+ of the funniest SpongeBob memes. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Even if you live under a rock (like Patrick literally does) you can probably answer that question. There have been plenty of funny SpongeBob memes created over the years, and we've collected the best ones right here in one place for your viewing pleasure. These jokes and memes include the SpongeBob "I'll have you know meme", as well as jokes about Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and anyone else who lives in Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob’s appeal to both kids and adults caused a deluge of memes using his crazy expressions, quotable lines, and memorable situations, all of which are here on this list.

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      58 Hilariously Funny Inspirational Sayings and Quotes to Motivate You

      It's interesting how we don't prefer to hear rectification as kids, yet later on when we start to encounter our own lives; we will comprehend the reason for the preparation and adjustment. Read 40+ Funny Motivational Quotes for Inspiration and Laughs! Becoming exceptionally energetic and effective doesn't need to be so genuine!
      How about we have some good times! Putting stock in our future doesn't need to be alarming and change doesn't need to be agonizing. Entertaining motivational statements enable us to remain centered and remain free. Have an objective and have fun! Enjoy these interesting motivational statements to make your excursion more pleasurable!

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      Top 50 Most Hilarious and Funny HAPPY BIRTHDAY Memes

      50 Funny Happy Birthday Memes: Birthday is outstanding amongst other commending minutes to appreciate your family and companions. These days, birthday resembles a celebration for everybody. Everyone needs to make their every birthday exceptionally extraordinary. On the off chance that you are in a family, you can shock and wish them actually, by giving presents. In the event that you need to make your family and companions' birthday considerably more extraordinary at that point, you can send clever funny birthday memes to them. Sending hilarious birthday memes is extraordinary compared to other approaches to make your family and companions cheerful and influence them to chuckle. See also, 90+ Heart Touching Birthday Quotes For Son

      Wake up your friends using our huge list of 40+ Most Funny and Hilarious Good Morning Memes

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      50 Best Funny Good Night Memes for Facebook and WhatsApp

      Funny Good Night Memes can add a dash of humor and warmth to your nightly routine, making the act of saying goodnight more enjoyable and memorable. Sometimes, a standard wave emoji or a simple good night text just doesn't cut it. Whether you're wishing a good night to your significant other, your crush, your best friend, or even a family member, a funny good night meme can perfectly encapsulate your sentiments. We've handpicked these hilarious good night memes just for you.

      Also, check out our collection of 40+ Most Funny and Hilarious Good Morning Memes to start your day with a smile!

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      50+ Best Funny Messages and Facebook Status

      Funny and hilarious Facebook statuses and messages, guaranteed to make you laugh until tears run down your legs! If you need to get funny Facebook status so, now you can get them here very easily. Read our latest new collection of funny Facebook status ideas and Facebook jokes.

      You can also say Good Morning in the funniest way possible, check our huge collection of best funny and hilarious Good Morning memes.

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      Funny quotes for Facebook status with images

      • Hi, I'm James, let's bond.
      • Why bother reading books? We have Eminem he can read a whole story in 4 minutes.
      • If something's not going right, try left.
      • Wife: I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.
      • Everyone is normal until you add them as your Facebook friend.
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      • Relationship Status: COMING SOON
      • Back in 5 minutes (If not, read this status again).
      • Looking at school books and thinking - What a waste of a tree!
      • Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
      • Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
      • I forgot to work out today. That's 5 years in a row!
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      Interesting and Intelligent Funny Facebook Status Quotes

      • Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you turn on is the microwave!
      • I don't have goals. The goals are for soccer. I'm not soccer.
      • The hardest thing our kids will do in 20-30 years is finding a username that isn't already taken.
      • Aren't we ALL internet explorers?
      • I without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results.
      • I'm following you on Facebook because my mum always told me to follow my dreams.
      • If someone says "I love you", and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.
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      • If you're talking behind my back, you're in a really good position to kiss my butt
      • Lucky for you mirrors can't laugh out loud.
      • I'm pretty sure you're not a car; get an actual photo for your profile.
      • Unicorns do exist. They're just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.
      • I grew up being told not to write on the walls. Felt like such a badass when I first joined Facebook.
      • Fact: if there are two girls in someone’s profile picture, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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      Brighten the whole day of your friends by posting the most hilarious and funny Facebook status and tagging them in it. Enjoy the day with funny status and be a reason of everyone’s smile. Make your friends smile by sharing funny messages. Get the best ones from our site that matches your sense of humor.
      • I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
      • How can I say we got freedom when we tied the chain with glass on the public water cooler? We just got the separate piece of land not freedom.
      • Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.
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      • Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation…
      • I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
      • Teacher -“Where is the CAPITAL of our COUNTRY???” Student -“in Swiss Banks” lolls.
      • My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday.
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      • At last got to know how to lose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)
      • Typing…
      • My heart is stolen…can I check your bra…….
      • I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
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      • Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys!
      • A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
      • Life is Short – Chat Fast!
      • Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook!
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      • Save water, drink beer!
      • Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.
      • Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? 
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      Funny and awesome Facebook statuses

      • When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars... When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
      • Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
      • Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if its wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep, that’s how you wash a cup.
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      • I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
      • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
      • People call me mike... You can call me tonight... :p
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      • Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
      • We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D
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      40+ Most Hilarious and Funny Good Morning Memes

      Why not bring a smile to your loved ones' faces using hilariously funny good morning memes. A good beginning makes a good ending? It's definitely about the morning! All people at least once think "Oh! How awful this morning is". A good morning meme in a day... keeps the awful day away.

      If your friend is behaving something differently, don't be surprised! they haven't looked through good morning funny memes yet! Most of the time when you get up you feel the lack of rest and still want to sleep. A smile in the morning behaves like a shot of caffeine and helps to start the day with a smile on the face.

      You know that in a few hours you have to sit in an uncomfortable chair doing uninteresting work. Sad thinking about boring daily routines can spoil the whole day! Make the start of your day interesting with our collection of funny morning memes.

      When you are feeling more romantic than funny and you have a girlfriend then you need to send these good morning messages to her, these will not just make the start of her day perfect but you will be in her mind all day long.

      New Year 2022 - Best Inspirational & Funny Quotes

      Turn your dreams into real plans this New Year 2022. To uplift you and motivate you to become a shining star here we have the latest and best collection of Happy New Year 2022 inspirational quotes. Do not look at what will happen in a year but what will you do each day to change, to move forward, to put into action, knowing that each day wasted can never be found again. Each day is a new beginning!

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