93 Funny Colder than Sayings, Quotes and Memes

Have you ever heard of some colder things even colder than sayings, words, and sarcasm? If not then you are at the right place to read some colder things and we are sure you will laugh your heart out on every picture because these are hilarious as hell so scroll down and read all the colder jokes than ever to shift your mood ultimately.

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It's Colder Than Jokes, Memes, and Sayings

Cold as Blixen.
"Colder than a banker's heart on foreclosure day at the widows' and orphans' home."
"Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon."
"Colder than a good digger's butt in January."
"Colder than a good digger's hind end."
"Colder than the hinges of hell."
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"It is colder than death."
"It is colder than the souls of men."
"It's colder than a polar bears toenail out there."
"It's colder than when you walk out the shower with no towel."
"It's so cold, ager bumps a-popping' out all over me."
"It's so cold, milk cows gave icicles."
"The weather is almost colder than my heart."
It's colder than my ex-outside.
It's colder than when you walk out of the shower with no towel.
It's colder than a Michael Jackson moonwalk.
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Colder Than Sayings - Colder than a witches titty

Who among you genuinely adores cool climate? I'm not seeing any hands noticeable all around. Perhaps in light of the fact that it is excessively chilly and your arms have solidified to your sides. More probable, in any case, you don't care for cool climate any more than whatever remains of us. Or on the other hand, possibly it is on the grounds that I can't see you from this side of the PC screen. 
Beyond any doubt we cherish the changing of the seasons, the picturesque excellence of crisp fallen snow, sledding, skiing and the accommodation of keeping your super cold brew on the backyard... in any case, there are times when it is essentially excessively cool. So we've begun gathering funny code words for cool climate:

It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere.
It's colder than a fart in a dead Eskimo.
It's colder than Saddam's current toilet seat.
It's colder than Ted William's head.
It's colder than a mother-in-law's kiss.
It's colder than Jack Frost's toes after he skates on an icy pond.
It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg.
It's colder than a penguin's pecker.
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It's so cold the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants.
It's colder than a polar bear's butt.
It's colder than a witch's belt buckle.
It's colder than Chris Cringle's jockstrap.
It's colder than a grave digger's shovel.
It's colder than a mortician's mistress.
It's colder than a day-old dumpling.
It's colder than skinny dipping in a snowstorm.
It's colder than in a freezer Antarctica.
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It's colder than the end of an Eskimo's tool.
It's colder than a room full of ex-wives.
It's colder than a bucket of snowman piss.
It is so cold even property taxes are frozen.
It is so cold my boogers are freezing together.
It is cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
It is so cold my cat climbs into the refrigerator just to warm up.
It is so cold Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife.

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It is so cold snowmen are migrating south.
It is so cold I could cut glass with my nipples.
It is so cold it feels like I'm breathing liquid oxygen.
It is so cold my campfire froze.
It is so cold even the dog wanted a cup of coffee.
It is so cold my eyelids froze shut.
It is so cold hookers were giving free blow jobs just to get something warm in their stomachs.
It is so cold I'm using an ice tray as a heating pad.
It is so cold my sweaters need sweaters.
It is so cold even global warming tree-huggers are wearing hats and mittens.
It is so cold the polar bears are shivering.
It is so cold you can toss a cup of hot water in the air and hear it shatter into ice crystals.
Brace yourselves; internet… winter memes are coming because it's winter outside and the internet tends to be very cyclical and topical. If there's snow and it's cold the internet makes funny winter memes. I'm sorry to be the one to break this startling truth to you.

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