50+ Funny Black Friday Memes, Humorous Quotes and Sayings

What are some of your favorite funny Black Friday quotes?

After stuffing yourself with some turkey this Thanksgiving, the Black Friday madness begins. There are plenty of sales out there that you should know about ahead of the big day. There are even some stores such as Kohl’s and Walmart that are starting Black Friday shopping on Thanksgiving Day. In honor of this time-honored tradition, we have compiled some of the best Funny Black Friday quotes out there.



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    Best Black Friday Quotes and Sayings

    Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
    Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.
    I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.
    Before I left the house I put my dentist on speed dial.
    "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money." -Unknown
    "Sorry, there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday."
    Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
    Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
    Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?
    Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
    Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
    "I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday."
    My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.
    I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in line. I cleaned on Black Friday.
    "Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge." –Unknown
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    It's Black Friday 2018, which means tons of deals, sales, and even fights. The stores are open and so is the playing field as people get ruthless with their shopping. For all of us who find this slightly sick and humorous, check out the top Funny Black Friday quotes and jokes about the annual chaos.
    With the big holiday season right around the corner, retailers across the nation are gearing up for the busiest shopping season of the year! Yep - Black Friday and Cyber Monday are almost here! But this year, some retailers are offering holiday steals-and-deals earlier than ever! In fact, some stores aren't waiting until the "traditional" Black Friday. Despite the controversy, many are opening their doors on Thanksgiving!

    Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
    Black Friday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
    I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I've stopped work and said, 'Thank God it's Friday.' But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.
    Here's hoping Black Friday doesn't turn into Black and Blue Sunday.
    "I not sure what I bought, but no one else has one."
    "I had to fight off three nuns and a preacher, but I got the last ‘Peace on Earth' wall hanging." -Ken Sheldon
    What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed.
    You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.
    Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
    Clear eyes, full carts, let's shop!
    This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday.
    Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
    Black Friday, the official kick-off of the Christmas shopping season, in which parents prove that they love their kids by trampling each other to buy the last Zhu Zhu Pet.
    Why the hell don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales?
    I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart. 
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    Some of the Best and Humorous Black Friday Quotes 

    I've collected funny Black Friday quotes here, because if we don't laugh about our national holiday celebrating mass consumerism, we'll probably cry about it, right into all of the heavily discounted and completely unnecessary electronics we just bought.
    Black Friday is a polarizing day — some people adore it, and really just approach their Thanksgiving feasts as necessary fuel for the take-no-prisoners, gladiator-style shopping spree that starts in the wee hours of Friday morning. Whichever age you fall into, please enjoy these fun memes, tweets, and quotes about Black Friday and holiday shopping:

    "You know what? I don't see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday." - Unknown
    "The quickest way to know a woman is to go to shopping with her." - Marcelene Cox
    "Oh for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money." - Unknown
    "One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present." -Unknown
    "If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!" - Jerry Smith
    "When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking." - Elayne Boosler
    "I shop like a bull - I charge everything!" - Jerry Smith
    "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
    Shop till you drop
    First we turkey, then we Target
    I'm only a morning person on Black Friday
    Give thanks & trample
    Black Friday black eye day
    Black Friday is my super bowl 
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