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    Emotional quotes and statuses for Facebook


    Dealing with excessively numerous feelings at one point in our life can make us extremely powerless. In such circumstances, we have to quiet down and take control of our feelings, as opposed to giving them a chance to take control over what we do. Some of the time, we don't realize what we're feeling. Amid snapshots of such disarray, we say and do things we won't have any desire to something else. On the off chance that you are experiencing an enthusiastic change, you have to quiet down, deal with your musings, and afterward think straight. For your emotional days, we have collected the best emotional quotes and statuses for Facebook for you.

    The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart
    One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
    Don't be ashamed to weep; 'tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and flowers, trees, and fruit cannot grow without water.
    Pity those who don't feel anything at all.
    Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
    "Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still."
    The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
    "Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways."
    Just when you thought everything would be perfect, everything falls apart.
    When you put that ring on my finger, you put a chain of death around my heart. 
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    There are great deals of entertaining statuses out there that you can post via Facebook. When you get a cool username for your online life profile, you will require some amusing and clever things to post. Here is a rundown of interesting, adorable, and clever announcements that are awesome for places like Facebook and Twitter. Here's our other huge collection of 79 Funny and Inspirational Facebook statuses that will get likes

    Lucky for you, mirrors can't laugh out loud.
    Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
    If something's not going right, try left.
    About to dance my feet silly!
    Smile while you still have teeth.
    I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
    Why bother reading books? We have Eminem; he can read a whole story in 4 minutes.
    I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired of being awesome yesterday.
    Wife: I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.
    Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and if that doesn't work out for you, tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
    Keep calm and know Google can help you find a way to fix almost every problem. If not it will tell you who can fix it.
    It hurts when you go to unfriend someone, and you find they've beaten you to it!
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    There has never been, there never was, and there could never be anything incredible, all expanding and appealing than Facebook. It is the second most prominent site after Google. Status messages on Facebook have turned into a pattern nowadays. On the off chance that we look over the rundown of such updates, we will every now and again discover them communicating a wide range of feelings bliss, trouble, glad, blame, humor, delight, misery and so forth. The quotes underneath enroll some sarcastic Facebook status messages.

    To the lady with the 6 screaming kids all under the age of 9 at the store: If you're asking how that box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome
    Your head is so far up your ass I'm surprised you haven't shit it out yet!
    Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
    The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
    All the things I really like to do are illegal, immoral, or fattening.
    Don’t worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
    Everyone Has The Right To Be Stupid But You're Abusing the Privilege
    If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
    I can't be fired, slaves are sold.
    The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list!

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    There are lots of things that can provide inspiration in our life and love, happiness and attitude. Inspirational Status Quotes are also such kind of things that help us to gain lots of self-confidence and push to success. These are some Inspirational Status and Short Inspirational Quotes from famous people and their wise sayings.

    Life is about making an impact, not making an income." — Kevin Kruse
    "Do not give up the beginning is always the hardest." — Unknown
    "Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve." — Napoleon Hill
    "Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value." — Albert Einstein
    “Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." — Robert Collier
    "I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse." — Florence Nightingale
    "Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." — Winston Churchill
    "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." — Steve Jobs
    I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
    Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions.
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    I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me.
    There are just some days when it all seems to be wrong and nothing feels right :(
    Never let the pain from your past punish your present and paralyze your future.
    Oh, I’m sorry; I forgot I only exist when you want something from me. 
    My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them...
    The only thing more shocking than the truth is the lies people tell to cover it up.
    Everything takes me longer than I expect. It’s the sad truth about life.
    The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
    The sad feeling is a mute reminder of what is really important in our life.
    The silence isn’t so bad, till I look at my hands and feel sad. Because the spaces between my fingers are right where, yours fit perfectly.
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